I am a princess

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nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

(via dutchster)

chordover Throwback. I Miss this guy! @marksalling again as Blaine

(via spookyclaire)

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

sswiggityswagwhatsinthebag:

Mum: do you even read anymore?

Me: *War flashbacks of gay fanfic pours into my mind*

(via bonerthatiusedtoknow)

femmefatty:

feyuca:

I am what I hate most in the world

i identify so strongly with this expression

(via touchmyworld-withyourfingertips)

highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

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quickweaves:

quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

this post wont die 

(via bonerthatiusedtoknow)

assume:

you’re as irrelevant as “ueue” in the word “queue”

(via dcriss-magical)

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(via pinkhairedlesbianadventures)