Emma, 16, procrastinator, wanna-be artist
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
(via the-angelcondom)
This little company from Kenya makes toys from slippers that wash up on the beach. Pictures by Ben Curtis
The company’s name is Ocean Sole: http://www.ocean-sole.com/
(via gettingbetterfaster)
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or readis it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.
(via chittauri)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via chriscolferluver)
my mom was just like “i just realized “devil” is evil with a d”
EVIL WITH A D
she still doesn’t realize why i was laughing so hard
I do.
(via colfer-swift)
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(via kissedmequiteinsane)
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
(via deducingoperaghost)
no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
(via deducingoperaghost)
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via the-angelcondom)
I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
(via blacbirdfly)
so one of my friends was telling me how his sister asked a boy out by awkwardly saying “so you want to come to my house and watch lord of the rings” and now they’ve been married for four years and have two kids
(via blacbirdfly)
